To those of you who don't know my roommates and I no need to thank us for the snow days but just know that we were the cause. To all the haters out there who don't believe in our superstitious madness this email is proof of what happens when we don't do our snow rituals.
What are these snow rituals you may ask? Ritual numero uno and the MOST important one of them all: sleep with your pjs on inside out. Ritual number two: sleep with a spoon under your pillow. Ritual number three: flush ice cubes down ALL the toilets in your place of residence. Ritual number four, which was added throughout our snow week to ensure full success rate: run around your kitchen table exactly five times. In all honestly, my roommates were hesitant at first to complete these tasks but after that first night it became routine until the night of Wednesday Feb 2. Because so many people believed that we were acting stupid, we didn't perform our rituals this night and yes we had school the next day. Needless to say no one doubts our powers anymore and no one makes fun of the Florida girl's snow superstition knowledge.
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